The Hawkman with his usual pizzaz nails Biden:
Biden: Obama Ready for Armageddon Showdown He Will Provoke
Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden promised a group of supporters
Sunday that running mate Barack Obama "will
absolutely 100% trigger a nuclear Armageddon kinda thing" within the first
20 minutes of his presidency, but added that "Barack Obama is looking forward to
this apocalyptic opportunity to test his mettle, because he totally aced his
"Mark my words," Biden promised at the Seattle fundraiser Sunday.
"There will be an international crisis. The world will be looking. They'll say,
hey, here is this handsome, clean, ar-ti-cu-late young president, not unlike a
very, very tanned John Fitzgerald Kennedy, dancing at his inaugural ball with
his beautiful wife who is not unlike a very very very extremely tanned Jackie.
And our enemies will think, 'ba ha ha, look at how thees seely new Amerikanski
preseedent dances so! Such skeels can only be from many years in zee dancing
school, where theys do not teaching the toughness! Launch zee meesiles!'
But these enemies are in for a big surprise. America's foes must never confuse
Barack Obama's terrific dance floor moves with weakness -- because as an
Afro-American African, Barack is a natural dancer."
"Listen, I can sit here all day and give you at least sixty or seventy
scenarios from where it might originate," Biden said. "Iran, Russia, definitely
France. India is a possibility because they have sleeper cells in all the 7-11s,
and the Koreans with all their toxic dry cleaning chemicals. I wouldn't be
surprised if Spain or Portugal started thinking, hey, ese, let's do a driveby
and recolonize the New World. ..."
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