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Friday, August 22, 2008

The Obamessiah's Number 2 - Predictions

Well, Brian left me a 15 minute voicemail (which cut him off) on Tuesday, explaining his prediction for The Obamessiah's vice presidential candidate. Brian promised to email me some of the finer points, but his seclusion in the middle of Florida has made it challenging for him. I'm sure that Penelope has her 9mm pointed at his head each and every time he contemplates using his laptop or surfing the interwebs through his phone.

So, with apologies to Brian, I'm just going to post his prediction now, without the various reasons he provided, and make a prediction or two myself. MontereyJohn can also chime in, of course.

Brian predicts that the Obamessiah is going to select Hillary!TM in the hopes that it will bring home the working class Dems who rallied to her cause. He also recognized the warning shot across the bow that was Bill Clinton telling everyone that Obama may not be qualified.

The All-Knowing St Wendeler predicts that The Obamessiah will select one of the following:

  1. Sam Nunn - He's old, he's got "gravitas," and the MSM will just love it
  2. Paris Hilton - Obama was really intrigued by her energy policy (and her swimsuit) and decided it's better to have her on the ticket and double the celebrity appeal
  3. A Ham & Cheese Sandwich - Who needs a Vice President? I mean, The Obamessiah can reverse the tides for heaven's sake, sent directly to us from God. (or is that "god?")

Regardless of who is selected, prepare for a MSM onslaught describing the choice as the most informed, insightful, and intelligent choice since the founding of the Republic.


Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: St Wendeler

Comments (1)
Brian said...

Well I was wrong.

I was up late at night and heard that Obama had chosen Springfield Il, as the site of his VP announcement.

That put it all together for me? The obvious connection to Illinois was Hillary "coming home" as it were.

Guess not. But that and the 3am text message is kind of a slap in the face to Hillary. I get the impression that ol' Obama doesn't like her....

I'm sure the feeling is mutual.