ARC's 1st Law: As a "progressive" online discussion grows longer, the probability of a nefarious reference to Karl Rove approaches one

Thursday, July 03, 2008

My Fellow Americans

Well, as regular readers know, I'm not exactly pleased with our choices in this Presidential election. Obama will absolutely crush this country with more idiotic regulations, taxes, and nationalization of entire industries. It will be difficult to predict what McCain would do as President, but you can be sure that a solid foundation of conservative principles will not be the driving factor - no, it will be whatever McCain thinks will make him look like a Maverick (aka whatever the conventional wisdom at the New York Times is.)

Because of the impending doom that our country faces, I've decided that it's time to commit myself to a cause greater than myself and my little conspiracy. That's right, my fellow Americans - Instead of sitting here in my pajamas, poking fun of the idiocy that passes for intellectual thought on the Left, I have decided to run for President of the Unites States of America.

It seems that the local news has already picked up the story.

Check out this video:

Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: Saint Wendeler