ARC's 1st Law: As a "progressive" online discussion grows longer, the probability of a nefarious reference to Karl Rove approaches one

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I For One Welcome My New Obamassiah

Great analysis of the pre-ordained ascension of the Obamassiah by Bill Bennett:

My Old Party [William J. Bennett]
[...]
And thus the Democratic party is about to nominate a far left candidate in the tradition of George McGovern, albeit without McGovern’s military and political record. The Democratic party is about to nominate a far-left candidate in the tradition of Michael Dukakis, albeit without Dukakis’s executive experience as governor. The Democratic party is about to nominate a far left candidate in the tradition of John Kerry, albeit without Kerry’s record of years of service in the Senate. The Democratic party is about to nominate an unvetted candidate in the tradition of Jimmy Carter, albeit without Jimmy Carter’s religious integrity as he spoke about it in 1976. Questions about all these attributes (from foreign policy expertise to executive experience to senatorial experience to judgment about foreign leaders to the instructors he has had in his cultural values) surround Barack Obama. And the Democratic party has chosen him.

The Democratic Party has been seduced by the Changiness of Hope (Hope of Changiness?) that Barry promises.

His Jedi Mind Trick has worked wonders.

And the super-delegates, who were created to stop the communist...errr.... socialist...errr... far-left ...errr... anti-American ...no... progressive elements of the base from nominating a disastrous candidate, are going to rubber-stamp his nomination tonight.

And now the press can stop focusing on how much they hate Hillary!TM and start twisting the words of John McCain - because it's about Change!!!!! (Of course, Change is also what Hitler, Lenin, Pol Pot, etc were for, but that's a minor point.)

Yippee!!!

Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: St Wendeler