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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

From Our Friend at Scrappleface - Chrysler Sale

I needed a laugh and Ott provided it.

For Sale: Used Chrysler, Some Rust, Runs: $7.4 Billion

By Scott Ott, Editor-in-Chief, ScrappleFace.comNews Fairly Unbalanced.
We Report. You Decipher.

FOR SALE: Used Chrysler, 82 yrs old, recently owned by German family for rec
use only. Carries 80,000 passengers plus heavy union baggage. Some rust. Runs.
Bought 9 yrs ago at $36 billion. U can own it today at $7.4 billion OBO. Act now
and we’ll throw in $18 billion in long-term liabilities, no extra charge.

Ask for Dieter
Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: MontereyJohn