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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Next RNC Ad

The RNC had better be shooting this right now... just take this American Legion statement and ask Mr. Morin to say it on camera:

"As a constituent of Senator Kerry's I am disappointed. As leader of The American Legion, I am outraged," said National Commander Paul A. Morin. "A generation ago, Sen. Kerry slandered his comrades in Vietnam by saying that they were rapists and murderers. It wasn't true then and his warped view of today's heroes isn't true now."

While addressing a group of college students at a campaign rally in Pasadena, CA., Monday, Kerry suggested that they receive an education or "if you don't, you'll get stuck in Iraq."

"While The American Legion shares the senator's appreciation for education, the troops in Iraq represent the most sophisticated, technologically superior military that the world has ever seen," Morin said. "I think there is a thing or two that they could teach most college professors and campus elitists about the way the world works.

"And while we are on the topic of education, why doesn't the senator and his comrades in Congress improve the GI Bill so all of today's military members - reserves and guard included - can achieve the educational aspirations that the senator so highly values?" Morin said. "The senator's false and outrageous attack was over-the-top and he should apologize now."

Ok... so, should we start an ARC pool? Two answers required and place your bets in the comments.

First - Number of days before John Kerry apologizes for his remark.

Second - Which will happen first, John Kerry apologizing or John Kerry releasing his military records?

Given Kerry's lackluster performance at Yale, perhaps he meant to say the following:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck as the junior Senator from a state like Massachussetts."

*** UPDATE 2 ***
Excellent Post over at the GatewayPundit, including this picture from our hilarious soldiers on the front lines of the War On Terror:

Apparently, they're no fan of President Kerry*.

* - Sure, he didn't win the popular vote or the electoral college, but it was because Rove had all of those gay marriage amendments and that corrupt bastard in Ohio Ken Blackwell who put Chimpy W. McBushitler over the top.... by stealing 120,000 votes.

Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: St Wendeler

Comments (1)
doug said...


He will offer a milquetoast apology first. He will never release his full military records.