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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

This cannot be tolerated....

Bob Lonsberry has an interesting commentary on what appears to be a disturbing trend.

Just a small "leak" to wet your imagination:

You doubt my word, throw a Cheerio in the toilet and watch the men line up to take a shot at it.
(H/T to the Corner)

*** UPDATE - ST WENDELER ***
This post made me recall this article in London's Telegraph:
German men told they can no longer stand and deliver
By Kate Connolly
(Filed: 18/08/2004)

German men are being shamed into urinating while sitting down by a gadget which is saving millions of women from cleaning up in the bathroom after them.

The WC ghost, a £6 voice-alarm, reprimands men for standing at the lavatory pan. It is triggered when the seat is lifted. The battery-operated devices are attached to the seats and deliver stern warnings to those who attempt to stand and urinate (known as "Stehpinkeln").

"Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don't want any trouble, you'd best sit down," one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.

The manufacturers of the WC ghost, Patentwert, say they are ready to direct their gadgets at the British market.

Their prototype English-speaking WC ghost says in an American drawl: "Don't you go wetting this floor cowboy, you never know who's behind you. So sit down, get your water pistol in the bowl where it belongs. Ha, ha, ha."

They also plan to copy the voices of Tony Blair and the Queen.

So far 1.8 million WC ghosts have been sold in German supermarkets.

Now, I think I recall that this was a hoax... but it's still on the Telegraph's website AND it doesn't show up in the Snopes.com database.

Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: Brian

Comments (1)
Monterey John said...

Obviously civilization as we know it has, or is about to, collapse.

I'm moving to the Yukon and marrying a Yetti.