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Monday, September 05, 2005

Sean Penn to the Rescue

A little unintentional humor...

Thanks to California Conservative.


Katrina Relief: Sean Penn Bails Water

Filed Under: Hollywood, Humor, Humanitarian
Armed with nothing more than a red
plastic party cup.
AFP reports: Hollywood activist, Sean Penn, was planning a heroic
rescue mission in flooded New Orleans, “but apparently forgot to plug a hole in
the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its
launch.”
And the scene most didn’t see, but was scooped by our “roving”
photo(shop)journalists…
Concluding the story: “With the boat loaded with
members of Penn’s entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander
taunted the actor: ‘How are you going to get any people in that thing?’”
Everybody’s a critic. Go figure.
UPDATE:Don’t try anything stupid.
Please make a donation to the American Red Cross today, and leave the rescue
and aid efforts to people who know what they’re doing.
TTLB
is keeping a log of money raised.
Kobayashi Moru has more.
UPDATE II:Ace of Spades has
the “Top Ten Rescuers In Sean Penn’s Dingy of Celebrity Mercy”
UPDATE III:Thanks to reader John D, we’ve “uncovered” another
important photo. Cindy Sheehan prays: “Please, dear God, put the attention back
on me, soon…”
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Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: MontereyJohn

(Yes, overly sensitive Lefties, we know the picture is doctored. It's called humor.)