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Monday, September 05, 2005

Sean Penn to the Rescue

A little unintentional humor...

Thanks to California Conservative.

Katrina Relief: Sean Penn Bails Water

Filed Under: Hollywood, Humor, Humanitarian
Armed with nothing more than a red
plastic party cup.
AFP reports: Hollywood activist, Sean Penn, was planning a heroic
rescue mission in flooded New Orleans, “but apparently forgot to plug a hole in
the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its
And the scene most didn’t see, but was scooped by our “roving”
Concluding the story: “With the boat loaded with
members of Penn’s entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander
taunted the actor: ‘How are you going to get any people in that thing?’”
Everybody’s a critic. Go figure.
UPDATE:Don’t try anything stupid.
Please make a donation to the American Red Cross today, and leave the rescue
and aid efforts to people who know what they’re doing.
is keeping a log of money raised.
Kobayashi Moru has more.
UPDATE II:Ace of Spades has
the “Top Ten Rescuers In Sean Penn’s Dingy of Celebrity Mercy”
UPDATE III:Thanks to reader John D, we’ve “uncovered” another
important photo. Cindy Sheehan prays: “Please, dear God, put the attention back
on me, soon…”
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Rave Reviews for Sean Penn

Your Co-Conspirator,
ARC: MontereyJohn

(Yes, overly sensitive Lefties, we know the picture is doctored. It's called humor.)