ARC's 1st Law: As a "progressive" online discussion grows longer, the probability of a nefarious reference to Karl Rove approaches one

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) has committed murder!!!

(actually, no, he hasn't... at least, not that I'm aware of) Of course, using Hinchey's own logic, since there's a POSSIBILITY that something might have happened, it proves that it MUST HAVE HAPPENED.

I just watched Hinchey defend this idiotic argument on Fox News' Hannity & Colmes. It was also highlighted on Special Report.

Hinchey's Hunch

New York Democratic Congressman Maurice Hinchey (search) is accusing the White House, and specifically adviser Karl Rove (search), of "setting up" CBS to air the now-discredited report on President Bush's National Guard service. At a weekend forum in Ithaca, New York — taped by a member of the audience — Hinchey said, "Why did [the White House] do it? They knew that Bush was a draft dodger. ... They knew that he had no defense for that period in his life. ... So] they produced papers ... and they distributed those out to elements of the media. ... [CBS] finally bought into it."

Hinchey, however, said he has no evidence to back up his claim.

I have several questions for Mighty Maurice:
  1. Where were you in the Spring/Summer of 2001 when Chandra Levy went missing? If you were in the House at the time, I think this proves that you committed the murder.
  2. Where were you when Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered? We all know that OJ has been looking for her killer for several years now. I think we've found another suspect.
As Maurice would say, I don't know all the facts... I'm just suggesting that it's a possibility and WE NEED TO HAVE AN INVESTIGATION TO DETERMINE THE FACTS!!!!

I recommend that the "honorable" congressman from NY, who represents several friends of mine that live in his district, dislodge the large piece of tinfoil that has cut off the bloodflow to his head.