ARC's 1st Law: As a "progressive" online discussion grows longer, the probability of a nefarious reference to Karl Rove approaches one

Friday, February 25, 2005

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: THEY'VE TAKEN THE BAIT!

DemocracticUnderground (my ONLY source for news & facts) is reporting that 5... count 'em... FIVE Democratic senators sign letter to Bush calling for Gannon inquiry. Whether these are democractic senators is some alternate, DU universe is still unknown. However, if this is an actualy even in THIS UNIVERSE, then the latest Rovian Conspiracy has come Full Circle. The original intent of the Gannon/Guckert scheme was to get the Left to openly criticize homosexual practices and show how demented they were in their Bush-hatred.

It was a long shot, but the ultimate goal of this entire RC was for the deranged Left to hector and cajole what would normally be considered decent and mainstream Democratic politicians into joining with them. With the issuance of this letter, that task has been completed.

There is no discrenible difference between the Moonbat Left and the elected Democractic Representatives & Senators. They should all seek psychological counseling if they knew what was good for them.

However, I expect this to play out for a few more weeks, with the ultimate result being that all press credentials for "phony" and "partisan" news organizations will be pulled, including the New York Times, the LA Times, etc, etc. Helen Thomas will be escorted out of the WH briefing room, no longer able to enjoy stinking up the room with her 103 year old granny farts.

Your Co-Conspirator,
St Wendeler

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UPDATE: It turns out that the original reporting on the Letter was by The Raw Story. An ironic twist that a phony/partisan/fake "news" organization breaks a story, calling for the investigation of a "phony"/"partisan" news organization.

Of course, I'm sure The Raw Story is full of journalistic integrity, the likes of which can be seen in the pages of the finest publications throughout the country... such as Mother Jones, Village Voice, Workers World, etc, etc, etc.

Oh, and it's all BECAUSE OF THE HYPOCRISY!!!

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UPDATE 2:
Not sure I need to post this, since it's been drafted and sitting in my top drawer until it was time for me to send it to my plant, "little dickie" durbin (pet name, forgive me)... but, in case you were interested in seeing the actual letter asking for the investigation. Note that these are all "mainstream" Senators... heck, one was the Democratic Presidential nominee in 2004!!! yes, he did:

*insert evil, conservative laugh (sorry for being redundant)*